mbq.lol

MBQ

One more
match.

Never quite grew out of it. A WARDOGS server with our name on it, and a flexible idea of what an early night means.

Pull up

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WARDOGS, Call of Duty, Battlefield, racing, and sims. Join the MBQ server through Steam.

01 — MBQ

Friends.
With headsets.

No applications. No clan handbook. MBQ is the same people, most nights, still talking junk and still covering each other. Shooters when we want noise. A race or a sim when we want a different kind of trouble.

Show up

If you’re in, be in. A heads-up beats three messages of “loading” while the rest of us are already on the map.

Keep it fun

Trash talk is part of the night. Being the reason it stops being fun is not. The round ends. The joke should outlive it.

Play the thing

The zone, the flag, the corner, the lap. Do the actual job, then take the credit. Or blame the ping. Both are traditional.

02 — On the menu

Whatever the night wants.

The WARDOGS server

Red versus green. Our name on the list.

North America West, King of the Hill, boosted cash, 64 a side. Join opens Steam and drops you straight into the match.

In game: Deploy, Community, then Join by ID. Paste f6e5bc74-ef5e-4bbe-b7b4-e50e4ffc67fe

  • 01

    WARDOGS

    Home field. Three teams, a moving zone, and a server we don’t have to beg our way onto.

  • 02

    Call of Duty

    The habit nobody successfully quit. Someone always says they’re logging off.

  • 03

    Battlefield

    Bigger maps, worse plans, and at least one stolen vehicle with our name on the incident report.

  • 04

    Racing & sims

    For the nights the guns stay down. Someone still takes the corner like the brakes are a rumor.

The standard

Win if you can.
Laugh either way.

03 — A night with us

Loose plan.
Real people.

  1. Ping the chat

    One line is the whole RSVP. Silence means you’re living your life, and we’ll roast you for it later.

  2. Drop in

    Usually the server. Sometimes we’ve already talked ourselves into a different bad idea.

  3. Change games

    A tighter shooter, a bigger map, a race, a sim that was supposed to be one lap. We switch together.

  4. Pretend to sleep

    Eventually. The alarm clock can take it up with us in the morning.

04 — Pull up

Come hang out.

Discord is where the voices are. Telegram is the chat that keeps going after the match. Both links stay up.